are you fucking kidding me right now netflix
Posted 5:30PM May 17th, 2013
This is the last post in my queue. Here’s a reminder that I’m taking a break from Tumblr and won’t be around for a while.
Have a nice day, dear.
Posted 8:15PM May 16th, 2013
Posted 5:30PM May 16th, 2013
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
That’s an oven.
(Source: caturday)
Posted 2:45PM May 16th, 2013
you eat a packet of edible strawberry lube once and suddenly no one wants to let you forget it
omfg
Posted 8:16PM May 15th, 2013
imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
Posted 5:30PM May 15th, 2013
i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset
(Source: 2000ish)
Posted 2:45PM May 15th, 2013
jesus h christ
oh my fucking god
im sorry for reblogging this again but I CANT WITH THIS GIF I JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH EVERYTIME I See THIS this is soooo osdmasjfhajskfhaksjfhaksjfhaskfim sorry
OMFG YOU SHOULD CALM DOWN BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL I KEEP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THIS TOO
I just spit my cornflakes all over my laptop
IT’S BACK
(Source: paramaline)
Posted 8:15PM May 14th, 2013
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
(Source: beyonceburgers)
Posted 5:30PM May 14th, 2013
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
The posts of an easily amused unicorn.
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